Apparently, this David Letterman Top 10 List has been around since 2006, but it just got to me and I found it to be laugh-out-loud funny. Enjoy:

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons:
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…..

#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7… Foursomes are encouraged.

#6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5… Three times a day is possible.

#4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex…..
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#1… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!